zodiacs

turcl:

aries - stop obsessing over kanye

taurus - chill

gemini - whatever fuckin turtle

cancer - don’t name your first born child harold

leo - nice rack

virgo - little dweeb

libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles

scorpio - my dad

sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you

capricorn - that’s enough memes for today

aquarius - probably illegal

pisces - how do dolphins sleep even

zodiac aesthetics

howtobeaheartbreaker:

aries: drunk edgy retro adventurer 
taurus: electric pixie retro zombie 
gemini: 70’s lolita wannabe witch 
cancer: plain goth circa hipster 
leo: dirty dubstep bi punk
virgo: apocalyptic steampunk winter disaster
libra: 40’s fantasy stoner ghoul 
scorpio: vintage vodka surrealist royalty  
sagittarius: magical destructive retrofuturist superhero 
capricorn: decadent anarchist sick revolutionary
aquarius: post-apocalyptic anarchist teen monstrosity
pisces: 90’s grunge sick geek

New Horoscopes
Aquarius: jackin it
Pisces: likes iggy azalea
Aries: weeaboo
Taurus: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gemini: ayyyyyylmao
Cancer: still listens to psy
Leo: kony 2012
Virgo: 420
Libra: a trashy hoe and you know it
Scorpio: entry level anime trash
Sagittarius: .................slime man
Capricorn: bruh

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho


Onii~chan ~~~(▰˘◡˘▰) ♥

Onii~chan ~~~(▰˘◡˘▰) ♥

13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

protocat:

New Night Vale headcanon: Despite all the horror he’s been through, all of Carlos’ nightmares are about poor experimental procedure and bad data. He wakes up screaming in the night because oh god we didn’t wash the pipettes between uses the data’s all wrong and Cecil has to soothe him back to bed by promising him that he’s a good scientist.

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
bolsodedorami:

Why were we fighting again

bolsodedorami:

Why were we fighting again

celtysturlusonisaqueen:

drunktrophywife:

I don’t like this

I’VE PLAYED WITH THIS AT BROOKSTONE AND IT’S GODLY

letmeberomeotoyourjuliet:

And then I rolled around on them for a while

ruffling:

under da sea

ruffling:

under da sea

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