and we almost forgot his butt
Me and my bro just laughed at this for like 5 mins
"I won’t give up. I will fight till the bitter end ‘cause there’s no way I will down after what you did to my friends. They are what made me the person I am today. That’s why I’ll keep fighting - for my friends!"
for a joint auction on gaia
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion
And you’re gonna hear me roar
“You cheezed me off by messing in my affairs. Normally, I eviscerate people for that.”
Such a cute parallel~ Say hi to these two precious OTPs <3
"My boss likes me to wear a smile to work."
Short form: Kankri, Cronus, and Scratch are the only characters in Homestuck it makes me actively fucking uncomfortable to read.
BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL COMPLETE CREEPS.
For the long form, let’s start with this quote:
HORUSS: 8=D < So true, friend. Your wisdom truly transcends your degenerate, mildly nauseating mutant b100d.
KANKRI: Thank y9u.
Yes. That’s a good place to start.
So, this is the deal with Kankri:
* He only has good relationships with other guys - he pops into Meenah’s conversations with Cronus, Horuss, and Rufioh of his own volition, to “defend” them, and Cronus and Horuss take this well. Rufioh takes it passively, because Rufioh takes everything passively, and also because he did not need defending.
Kankri does not do this with her conversations with the women, which means that he doesn’t start conversations with women sans player intervention - symbolically, he has to be given a push. When the player has him talk with women, he condescendingly scolds Porrim, is creepy and passive-aggressive at Latula, and sucks up to Meenah while simultaneously insulting her.
Karkat, meanwhile, has literally tried to make friends with every single person he’s ever met, and appears to have been closest to Terezi and Kanaya during their session. (He probably thought he was close to Gamzee, but he was incorrect in this regard.)
Anyone who thinks Karkat is a bigger jerk than Kankri deserves to be scolded by Kankri for a really long time.
I get SO OFFENDED on Karkat’s behalf when I see a fanfic/fanart where Kankri talks Karkat out of doing something bad. SO OFFENDED, Kankri.
This is what I imagine every time I look down the British tag.
as a British person I’m gonna admit I feel this way about American boys
Wait people actually find Americans attractive?
ARE YOU KIDDING SOME OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE AMERICANS
Obviously you have never been to America. Please point out all these attractive boys of which you speak.
TELL US YOUR SECRET BECAUSE I’VE NEVER FOUND ONE. THEY ARE LIKE MAGICAL MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES
America and Britain are these two countries that just go around talking shit, upturning their noses, then secretly writing in their diaries about how hot the other country is when no one is looking, and I love it.
I’m trying to figure out which one of us is Harry and which one is Malfoy.