juliajm15:

fem!Hiccup + Astrid suggested by Anon :)

juliajm15:

fem!Hiccup + Astrid suggested by Anon :)

femdenmark:

important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

Do you realize Heroes of olympus ENDING is in ONE MONTH
Anonymous
the year according to tumblr
january: post halloween candy hangover
feburuary: couples halloween
march: almost halloween
april: almost halloween
may: almost halloween
june: almost halloween
july: almost halloween
august: almost halloween
september: basically halloween
october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november: still halloween
december: halloween for jesus

nebroska:

im wasting my life

shipthings? uUcest??
Anonymous

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE

Who kills the bugs: caliborn will make any pretense to avoid having to admit he’s scared of the bug. calliope knows damn well he’s scared of the bug and likes to embarrass him a lot a bit before she takes care of it
Who hogs the sheets: caliborn does. it exasperates the fuck outta calliope. usually one of them ends up sleeping in a different room
Who hates mornings: caliborn definitely. calliope tries but never really has the energy
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: calliope, surprisingly - it doesn’t really show, but coffee is always her first thought in the morning
Who doesn’t like their mother in law: n/a because we’re incest-shipping trash
Who drives: calliope always forgets and drives on the wrong side of the road and caliborn learned to drive from watching Gone In 60 Seconds so it doesn’t usually go well no matter who’s attempting it
Who had a scene phase: caliborn is still in his meme phase, absolutely
Who wore braces: caliborn was born with a hideous crooked overbite and calliope was born with perfect pearly whites and caliborn hated her for it every single day of his braces
Who got bullied: calliope was the darling of her elementary school. nobody much liked caliborn, but they tended to leave him well alone more than anything.
Who collects ceramic elephants: caliborn has a secret collection that everybody nobody knows about

johnXroxy or breathalyzer
Anonymous

Who kills the bugs: it’s never really a big deal. they can each hold their own.
Who hogs the sheets: neither, usually. but sometimes John does, and 
Who hates mornings: roxy’s been trying to work away from associating mornings with hangovers. it’s a slow process
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: absolutely roxy. she’s got the whole recovering-alcoholic deal and the coffee addiction comes with
Who doesn’t like their mother in law: haha well pre-scratch Roxy had a Thing with Dadbert, and John and Rose are the best grimdork bros in the history of bros, so yknow
Who drives: each of them believes themselves greatly superior to the other in this respect. in actuality they are both awful
Who had a scene phase: roxy’s was fuckin bad, man
Who wore braces: definitely john.
Who got bullied: roxy kinda always escaped it. john got hit hard though.
Who collects ceramic elephants: absolutely both. they are a pair of dorks about it

HEY. DID YOU DO MEULOZ YET. YOU SHOULD DO MEULOZ. YOU KNOW. THE ONE WITH THAT ONE GUY, KURLOZ. AND THAT ONE GIRL, MEULIN. BUT ITS LIKE A PAIRING. A PAIRING THAT YOU SHOULD DO. ITS LIKE KURLOZXMEULIN. MEULINXKURLOZ. OR LIKE KURLIN. OR MEULOZ. YOU SHOULD DO THAT ONE. IF YOU HAVENT. IF YOU HAVE YOU SHOULD DO IT AGAIN ANYWAY. (How do you ask things anonymously. am I doing this right. am I using this blogging thing correctly.)

marcus please breathe

Who kills the bugs: meulin does. she eats them afterwards
Who hogs the sheets: its not really a competition; lord help you if you try to figure out which limb belongs to which troll in their cuddle puddle
Who hates mornings: kurloz has a deadly and terrifying hatred. meulin’s just kinda out of it. (don’t tell anyone but kurloz usually only makes it through by looking at how cute she is when she’s blinking herself awake and sort of wandering around still half-asleep)
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: see above tbh
Who doesn’t like their mother in law: n/a, I think
Who drives: yeah this is meulin’s job. kurloz tried and she just gently but firmly steered him away and back to the passenger seat.
Who had a scene phase: I think its fair to say they’re both still in theirs
Who wore braces: kurloz. nobody could see, but it made him feel better
Who got bullied: I think both tbh. though they wouldn’t have even noticed, probably
Who collects ceramic elephants: it is definitely a shared enterprise

equikat
Anonymous

Who kills the bugs: definitely equius
Who hogs the sheets: karkat does, but it’s not a conflict because equius is always too hot and sweaty to want any
Who hates mornings: both, definitely.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: equius, actually. karkat’s just a miserable little fluffball, but equius gets annoyed real quick real easy.
Who doesn’t like their mother in law: karkat has always found himself vaguely creeped out by aurthour
Who drives: equius does, but hes one of those people who follows the speed limit and the traffic laws absolutely and gets very upset when other people don’t
Who had a scene phase: karkat definitely did. equius was always too awkward to even get into that subculture.
Who wore braces: equius tried but he always bent them when he ate :c
Who got bullied: equius got it bad. even from nepeta, before they were friends.
Who collects ceramic elephants: equius does and refuses to explain his hobby

vinebox:

how everyone feels about school

watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

xxxxxx6x:

Yesterday, I painted Winter soldier in rain. And my friend said Steve should shield him from the rain. So I did this.

xxxxxx6x:

Yesterday, I painted Winter soldier in rain. And my friend said Steve should shield him from the rain. So I did this.

dailybunny:

Won’t You Come Cuddle Me?
Thanks, Clare and bunny Belle! Clare writes, “[Belle] was quite shy for a long time but recently she’s taken to spending early mornings sitting next to me whilst I get ready for work, it is rather distracting though when this little face is looking at you!”

dailybunny:

Won’t You Come Cuddle Me?

Thanks, Clare and bunny Belle! Clare writes, “[Belle] was quite shy for a long time but recently she’s taken to spending early mornings sitting next to me whilst I get ready for work, it is rather distracting though when this little face is looking at you!”

shouldhavebeenfictional:

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

Or asleep

idk my brain is a total stew